Status updates...

I know one day I'm going to wish I'd kept all my status updates as I really enjoy the process of creating them so here goes the past few months' worth...

Ice....
...as thousands of tiny rainbow butterflies cascade around her sprinkling her hair with coloured kisses...
...feels millions of tiny sharp shattered pieces slice into her soul as she treads delicately on the smashed mirrors lying as far as the eye can see
...is on the beach of emotions picking up the pink pearls of broken hearts that waves of time have gently smoothed and rounded..
...stops the world and melts with you...
...watches as tiny sequins of dew collect on her skin sparkling in the moonlight...
...is putting bright red bows on her bottles of puppy-cuddliness....

...is making tinfoil stars for the windows so they can feel like they're part of the sky again..
...is trying to hold the sleep in, but it keeps escaping through her fingers and out of her mouth....
...is... therefore she rocks ;)
...leaves sugar crystal footprints wherever she goes...
...wonders if the higher the jump, the better the conclusion...?

...is trying to figure out how the king, queen and jack in cards came about? Why not the Duke and Duchess as well? and maybe a couple of Earls
...thinks that she should get an army of 1000 5-yr olds to paint all the roads rainbow colours....
...wonders if paddling around in the fountain of youth is supposed to make your skin all wrinkly like that....?
...wonders how much lucky butterfly-wing glitter is sprinkled over us each day without us even realising it....?
...thinks that sub-atomic particles should give it a rest now...

...says that spreading syrup on the pavement is harder than it looks....
...thinks that if the White Rabbit had been on time, the Fox might've still been there to catch him.. Lucky rabbit..
...has it on good authority that major gold farming is happening in China by a character named "Michael Phelps"..
...feels a little daft... can someone explain what 'huted' means?
...thinks this is just too damn funny - http://ping.fm/UReKB
...wonders if dark cars go faster because there's no light-friction....?

...imagines that sugar must get really dizzy in a candyfloss machine...
...is gently melting into the world...
...is as busy as a fish....
...remembers that she really likes downlights... :)
...is psyching up for cellular sweven..

...would love to know what exactly pirates kept finding that would take out just one of their eyes - and sometimes an arm and a leg......?
...just discovered ping.fm... and found that updating *every* site will spam friendfeed mercilessly... back to the data-relationship board
...is looking at the world through daisy-coloured glasses (they were out of roses...)
...thinks that we've become experts at teaching people how to remember, but we're useless at teaching them how to grow..

's mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained..
...Too much.. http://tinyurl.com/6b4fdp
...says if there are lots of reasons, just name 6...
...isn't lost, I'm right here!
...is finally at.. umm wait, where is this again?

...eating her Life-flakes one bowl at a time and is almost at the toy inside the box!
...is even blonde in French.... doh!
...can feel the snap, crackle, pop as the neurons connect and reconnect inside her head...
...feels herself starting to freeze from the outside in as my skin turns a light blue and white starting at the fingertips..
...it's colder than before...

...The world is just an illusion trying to change you...
...has finally figured out that laughter is the human cipher-key..
...thinks that if ignorance is bliss, then why arent there a whoole lot more happy ppl in the world...?
...does NOT condone the killing of bananas... run little ones run!

...wraps her thorn wings tighter around her and feels the protective bite into her skin..
...wonders what's with all the 'Dummies' books... where have all the SMART ppl gone...? "Sex for Dummies"?? I mean really.......
...wading through the crashing waves of paperwork
...is building her perfect life. You can't help but be excited when you think of the possibilities.....!

...is testing the tensile strength of rainbows.
...quietly stirs her soul while sipping on the sweet taste of midnight...